Paintball

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Paintball fucking hurts. Especially when you get shot in the fucking neck and then when you put your chin down to protect it, you end up getting shot right on the top of your fucking head. I’m covered in bumps and bruises. Still, nothing better then flying through the fucking air into a trench and then hitting someone in the fucking face from ten fucking metres away. I’m off to fucking bed. (This post was brought to you by the nice people at FUCK)

4 Comments

  1. Posted December 21, 2007 at 11:56 am | Permalink

    LOL! Good one!

  2. Emma
    Posted December 21, 2007 at 4:47 pm | Permalink

    Why was your face too big to fit thru the balaclava?!

  3. duncan
    Posted December 25, 2007 at 6:47 pm | Permalink

    Happy Christmas mate

  4. Posted December 27, 2007 at 10:34 am | Permalink

    Weak…puny…you need to bulk up…

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