T-Nation: Chris, what’s your advice for curing the average obese person’s problem?
Shugart: I think men should just withhold cock. Women should withhold the vag, too.
Stop having sex with fat people and they’ll snap out of it and lose some damn weight. They don’t because, for some strange reason, people still have sex with them. We need IQ tests before having children and we need body fat tests before being allowed to practice making children. I’m kidding. But not really.