Paintball

Paintball fucking hurts. Especially when you get shot in the fucking neck and then when you put your chin down to protect it, you end up getting shot right on the top of your fucking head. I’m covered in bumps and bruises. Still, nothing better then flying through the fucking air into a trench and then hitting someone in the fucking face from ten fucking metres away. I’m off to fucking bed. (This post was brought to you by the nice people at FUCK)

  • LOL! Good one!

  • Emma

    Why was your face too big to fit thru the balaclava?!

  • duncan

    Happy Christmas mate

  • Weak…puny…you need to bulk up…